Monday, September 06, 2004

Ah Sí Señor


Señor M. is certain that the sequence of work for the kitchen element should be,

  • removal of the old cabinets
  • removal of the old tiles
  • retile the walls and floor
  • construction and fitting of the cabinets
  • install new double glazed units for windows and doors
  • complete tiling around window and door apertures
  • install granite worktops
  • fit appliances
  • re-hang internal kitchen door
  • stand back and admire his work

When we query this he is at pains to assure us that he must start work immediately if all is to go to his plan. He begins work before the ink is dry on the cheque for the deposit on the work. And within the week he has reduced the kitchen to rubble.

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